Please understand that my staff and I get buried with emails. We cannot respond to everyone.
To all others: I don’t care if you think my language is offensive or if it “turns you off.” I don’t write to “turn you on.” It’s offensive to me that millions of lives are ruined by pharmaceuticals and vaccines, yet the government and most people would rather bitch about my language.
Want something to complain about? Email your doctor, congress and the drug companies and start bitching about mandated medication from cradle to grave.
If you send me hate mail or suffer from “The Whine Flu,” you’ll be deleted from my customer database and blocked from making an order for the rest of your life.
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I cannot respond to emails regarding personal medical conditions or those of your Uncle Joe. I am not a doctor and would only “play doctor” if I was with my wife. In fact, I haven’t even read Grey’s Anatomy.
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We owe it to you to give you a no-questions-asked, no-lose guarantee! After all, the entire supplement and weight loss industry are FULL of scams and shams. And I want you to know that The People’s Chemist is different. Our knowledgeable staff is here to work with you, not scam you. We are here to help make sure you are using the products correctly, as intended, along with healthy lifestyle habits. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your TPC products, first ASK US QUESTIONS. It’s better that you get your health than a refund. If you still want a refund, send the remaining product back within 30 days and we will reimburse you, minus 20% for handling fees. Please note that, shipping is non-refundable.
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1497 Main Street Suite 139
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