We're not sitting in a Starbucks watching fat people line up for yet another sugary latte.
We're not standing in line at Apple selling our souls to Satan for a new iPhone…
Nor are we bashing our brains in with Netflix propaganda courtesy of Hollywood's pedophile ring.
We're busy helping people get off meds, while producing the world's purest botanical medicines.
Don't fret, we'll get to your email. Meanwhile, pour some tea and see if this auto response answers your questions…or offends you. LOL
1. If you have questions about products, read the f@#ckin labels. You'd be amazed at how few people care enough to read product labels.
2. Emailing to tell us that The People's Chemist language is "offensive" or a "turn-off?" Well, he wasn't trying to "turn you on." Weird!
We find it offensive that millions of lives are ruined by pharmaceuticals and vaccines, yet the government and most people would rather bitch about "language." Want something to complain about? Email your doctor, congress and the drug companies and start bitching about mandated medications and vaccines from cradle to grave.
3. We're not a discount vitamin company. Therefore, we don't always have discounts or specials. Our goal isn't to sell the cheapest medicine. It's to sell the best medicine. That takes time and money. And since we're in a business to make money, we have to charge accordingly. If you don't understand the value of our products, you don't understand what you're buying. Go to Walmart.
4. Looking for a custom, natural cure protocol to get your health and life back on track? Want direct access to The People's Chemist to optimize your diet, workout and grocery shopping so you can wean from meds for life? Great. Coaching starts at $250/month and with that you get 20% off all TPC products and a guarantee that you'll once and for all live young. You can apply by texting "hormones" to 1-505-391-5556.
5. If you send me hate mail or suffer from "The Whine Flu," you'll be deleted from my customer database and blocked from making an order, forever.
6. Did you miss one of my FREE offers? Here they are in PDF format:
7. I also have a FREE video library at www.youtube.com/thepeopleschemist
8. I cannot respond to emails regarding personal medical conditions or those of your Uncle Joe. I am not a doctor and would only “play doctor” if I was with my wife. In fact, I haven't even read Grey's Anatomy. Want a high level of coaching? The same I've used for people who have cured diabetes and cancer? Then sign up for my coaching program. It starts at $250/month and you get 20% off all TPC products. You can apply by texting "hormones" to 1-505-391-5556.
9. Looking for an order? Please understand that it takes 5-7 business days to receive orders within the USA and that we send out TRACKING numbers within 24 hours of the order. It doesn't happen INSTANTLY. Humans are not as fast computers; they need lunch breaks and sleep.
If you have a damaged product, I will send you a replacement.
Wondering about my refund policy? Here it is:
We owe it to you to give you a no-questions-asked, no-lose guarantee! After all, the entire supplement and weight loss industry are FULL of scams and shams. And I want you to know that The People's Chemist is different. Our knowledgeable staff is here to work with you, not scam you. We are here to help make sure you are using the products correctly, as intended, along with healthy lifestyle habits. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your TPC products, first ASK US QUESTIONS. It's better that you get your health than a refund. If you still want a refund, send the remaining product back within 30 days and we will reimburse you, minus 20% for handling fees. Please note that, shipping is non-refundable.
Return product must be mailed to:
The People's Chemist
1497 Main Street Suite 139
Dunedin, FL 34698
Once done, email your receipt to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line: "Mailed Refund"
I do not take phone orders. All orders must be placed at
Dare to live young,
The People's Chemist.com
P.S. If you still haven't read Over-The-Counter Natural Cures Expanded or 3 Worst Meds, you're in the dark! We really can't help you because we won't be speaking the same language.
Also, add Daily Dose to your order so you can thwart cancer and all kinds of other nasty things. It's the most potent form of curcumin and more. See www.MySafeMulti.com Trust me, you'll be thanking me for twisting your arm about this!